Fast Kunst vs. Boring Art

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Funny anecdote:
These picture were taken at the Junky Park. During the photo shooting , a woman walks by and asks: "Is there anything extraordinary?(ist da was Besonderes?). The artist replied: Errmm , no just art. (nee nur Kunst).

What would her reaction have been had she seen Baby Hitler?

DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

the artist is unable to post let alone create any music or videos. Paintings and photos will have to do until the problem is solved...

CRACK verbindet mehr als Kartoffeln... first version

Statement

To those who may be offended by this page and its content:

The pictures , paintings , videos , ... posted on this page are nothing but a piss take on today's world , global stupidity , the devolution of civilization , brain numbing media , the idolization of complete airheads and meaningless turnips better known as celebrities - stars - ... , cultural differences based on long dead and forgotten values , religious delusion and fanatic insanity , ...

This is a bit like the Jehovah witnesses that stand around holding magazines predicting the end of the world...

Taking offence over this page would be like wanting to exterminate every single bird just because one pigeon took a shit on your car... However , feel free to contact me and ask me questions should you feel the need to do so. I will reply to every form of contact coming my way and try to answer all your questions.

The creator of this page believes in customer service and constructive dialogue.

Having said that , should you really feel that this page is offensive then please just don't look at it, instead: browse pictures of puppies and baby rabbits on google.

good day...

gimme money

Paint a picture of your dad

Surprisingly, Igor won the first prize

50 millionen Hausfrauen in Deutschland brechen nach dieser Nachricht zusammen

Ein dunkler Tag für deutsche Hausfrauen , nachdem die Grünen Motoroller verbieten wollen kündigt die FDP an dass Dildotausch keine Option ist. Für 5ß Millionenn Hausfrauen und Dildobenutzer bricht eine Welt zusammen. Horst Grevenbroich vom Bund Rheinischer Dildofreunde glaubt dass dies zu einer Bundesweiten Krise führen könnte. In Köln-Ehrenfeld gab es schon dreissig Hausfrauenselbstmorde. Was bedeutet dies für die SexshopBranche???

Saturday, 18 September 2010

My oh my Mister Poopy Poops

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

2am somewhere in Dortmund...

There they were , the four sinks of wisdom... Everybody thought they didn't really exist HAH! I found them...

No rest for the wicked

Don't be fooled by his good looks...He may look cute but ask yourself...would he still look cute with his teeth in your boots?

My favourite toy

5 km/h if you're lucky

Razorblade travel

Deborah Darkness finally found a bus company that would take her and her mates to Disney World

Rockstar terrorists

You have to have at least two jobs to survive in this world...

One night on the loo

The revolution has been cancelled but Olaf Crabinsky didn't know yet. Like every Saturday night Olaf went to his favourite pub , got extremely drunk and started writing things on the walls in the men's room... like every Saturday

Monday, 6 September 2010

Impressions by the River Rhine

it is raining razor blades
everything seems so futile
where are you?
where are you?
I'd scream your name
but I have forgotten it
So I just run around
like a lunatic
looking at people
just to make sure
you're not one of them

it is raining razor blades
and today
I will be lost

Sunday, 5 September 2010

Obviously this never happened

It was one of them days...again.
Roswitha had gotten up on the wrong foot and was pretty much pissed throughout the whole day.
"Sunday" she thought and popped her first bottle of Jaegermeister...that was at about 4am.
A couple of hours , and different beverages later , Roswitha decided to have a Bratwurst at the Neusser Strasse - Strassenfest but it was so packed with stupid people that she decided to go to the Rhine and smoke some crack... Unfortunately , yet another problem arose...