2am somewhere in Dortmund...

There they were , the four sinks of wisdom... Everybody thought they didn't really exist HAH! I found them...

No rest for the wicked

Don't be fooled by his good looks...He may look cute but ask yourself...would he still look cute with his teeth in your boots?

My favourite toy

5 km/h if you're lucky

Razorblade travel

Deborah Darkness finally found a bus company that would take her and her mates to Disney World

Rockstar terrorists

You have to have at least two jobs to survive in this world...

One night on the loo

The revolution has been cancelled but Olaf Crabinsky didn't know yet. Like every Saturday night Olaf went to his favourite pub , got extremely drunk and started writing things on the walls in the men's room... like every Saturday