Being a secret agent is not always fun , thought Mortimer McBridle as soon as he saw the number pad. The mole had warned him that if he pressed one wrong number the whole world would explode. Brilliant , knowing that made him feel even more insecure. McBridle tried to remember the four number digit the two faced midget had whispered into his ear before being blown away by Ogor Dofus , Doctor Internal's evil Russian henchman...
what was it again? 4711? 0911? 6660? Mc Bridle couldn't remember but he had written down the code in his foreskin which he produced from his wallet. "Ah here we go" said McBridle and entered the code 0001... Unfortunately this was not the code for the "DON'T BLOW UP THE WORLD MACHINE" but the password to this online porn account. The world was doomed...because one man's clumsiness...
The end
