Always treat your employees well

For a romantic candlelight dinner

Make sure not to buy cheap wine

Have they got news for you?

I am sure they do...

The First ever Ariel only Shop

Ariel and nothing else
Should you require anything other than Ariel then you may fuck right off

Yours , the Ariel Only shop
We are to detergent what Louis Viton is to handbags

Bad personal assistant

Expect that or worse if you are an evil ruthless person...

Bookmark

Too bad I lost the book

The ape is happy

Because he just found a giant stash of MDMA