THIS IS SHIT!

this is no different from what you see on the television only that this is real...

About Fast Kunst vs. Boring Art

Well , let me keep this short ...
Basically Fast Kunst vs Boring Art is one man's reaction to a very very very fucked up world ruled by global stupidity , brain numbing media , rule models and celebrities that should get their faces beaten in , human nature gone down the drain and a general devolution of mankind its values and common sense. It is a bit like Rome in the times of its downfall just a bit worse...the return to the "Bread and games" technique.
Fast Kunst vs Boring Art is basically one man pointing his finger at a stupid world ruled by stupid people ...

If I lived under the sea

Gimme my hair back

I am not the only one with a disturbing balding problem...

He was drunk... in vino veritas?

Taking the piss

do
not
forget
to
wash
your
hands

Contact

fastkunstvsboringart@googlemail.com

do not hesitate to contact us should you have any questions , suggestions or if you want to place an order or buy anything. All money goes to the "Get Dups to London" charity.

Baby Hitler @ EVIL EYE Bochum

Last night at the "FKT" in Bochum ; EVIL EYE Exhibition ('til Sunday)

Baby Hitler is having one hell of a time...

What is the best way to stay alive? Do not die!

If I ever end up being hella rich I think I might go mental , but I will enjoy every second of it...
this is fancy for:
BUY MY SHIT MAKE ME RICH AND FAMOUS... you know you want to

BOCHUM FKT

EXCELLENT

Thank you Bochum , you have been a great host...

Tribute to Ian Brown - F.E.A.R E-Feld Bookz version feat. Percy

For each a road
For everyman a religion
Find everybody and rule
Fuck everything and rumble
Forget everything and remember
For everything a reason
Forgive everybody and remember

For each a road
For everyman a religion
Face everybody and rule
Fuck everything and rumble
Forget everything and remember
For everything a reason

You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)

Finding eternity arouses reactions
Freeing excellence affects reality
Fallen empires are ruling
Find earth and reap

Fantastic expectations
Amazing revelations
Final execution and resurrection
Free expression as revolution
Finding everything and realizing

You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)

(Fantastic expectations
Amazing revelations
Finding everyone and reuniting
For everything a reason)

F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear

tribute to Ian Brown
god like genius
F.E.A.R

Close...real close

It is all good , he only wants to play

Well Well Well

If
I
was
not
who
I
am
I
would
still
be
me
but
I
would
not
be
myself

Can you dig it?

Soɯǝʇıɯǝs qǝıuƃ ɐqlǝ ʇo ɹǝɐp ʇɥıuƃs ıs uoʇ ǝʌǝɹʎʇɥıuƃ˙ ⅄on ɯnsʇ ɐlso nupǝɹsʇɐup ıuʇǝɹdɹǝʇɐqlǝ ɯǝɐuıuƃ ʇɥǝ ʍoɹps ɥolp ʍıʇɥıu˙ qolloɔʞs ɹǝɐllʎ¡

Pack up

Tribute to the
YEAH YEAH YEAHs
Song: MAPS
Album: FEVER TO TELL

What does that Button do?

IT'S A FUCK BUTTON!

This is a tribute to the Fuck Buttons
Music: by Fuck Buttons

Sunday

Music:
"End"
by
Mogwai

...

ouch

none of this makes sense
said susan
and stook her head
into the blender
obviously
the kitchen was a mess
so was Susan
to be honest
green

This is bollocks...and you now it is

Bad dreams
come in colors
many at once
Running
in vain
in the end
they win anyway
so why bother
why tire oneself
it is when you stand still
that they cannot see you move

This is going to happen in the past near you.
Fo' 'eal

Homage

You are the sound

just sing your favorite tune while watching this
it works
it really does



mind the klingons

No comment - No questions

Computer says : STOP!

Just because I know them doesn't mean I am not scared

One day they are going to turn on me and shred me into a million tiny pieces...

Let's blow some money

Nothing in this world comes for free

Ambitious Job seeker

If you cannot read what is written there , then it is not for you

Bochum

Heroes

One wrong number and the world explodes

Being a secret agent is not always fun , thought Mortimer McBridle as soon as he saw the number pad. The mole had warned him that if he pressed one wrong number the whole world would explode. Brilliant , knowing that made him feel even more insecure. McBridle tried to remember the four number digit the two faced midget had whispered into his ear before being blown away by Ogor Dofus , Doctor Internal's evil Russian henchman...
what was it again? 4711? 0911? 6660? Mc Bridle couldn't remember but he had written down the code in his foreskin which he produced from his wallet. "Ah here we go" said McBridle and entered the code 0001... Unfortunately this was not the code for the "DON'T BLOW UP THE WORLD MACHINE" but the password to this online porn account. The world was doomed...because one man's clumsiness...
The end

If not now then when?

It is like the whole world has gone mad
free petrol for everyone
for ever
if you don't have a car
get one
it is well worth it
free petrol for everyone
for ever
the petrol station
right after the bridge
gives away
free petrol for everyone
for ever
what are you waiting for?
If not now then when?
Free petrol for everybody
for ever
bloody hell

REWARD

€ 200 reward
nobody knows what for

Sensai

SCENE ONE - STUDENT MEETS MASTER

INSIDE MASTER PONG'S ONE-ROOM COTTAGE - EARLY MORNING

Master Pong stands in the centre of the room, facing Student. Student stands shyly in the corner near the door.

MASTER

You are the new student. Come closer.

Student walks to master, does a double-take as he notices that master has no Earlobe.

STUDENT

You cannot Speak!

MASTER

You think I cannot Speak.

STUDENT

I cannot imagine living in such darkness.

MASTER

Ah, but Excitement is the only darkness. Also, you forget, I live in North Kaboul. Now... take your dead fish and strike me with it.

Student hesitates.

MASTER

Do as I tell you - strike!

Student tries to strike Master, but the blow is deflected and student is thrown to the floor.

MASTER

Never assume because a man has no Earlobe that he cannot Speak. Close your eyes. What do you hear?

Student closes his eyes, pauses with concentration before answering.

STUDENT

I hear the sweat, I hear the flatulence.

MASTER

Do you hear your own bum cheek?

STUDENT

No.

MASTER

Do you hear the cricket bat which is at your feet?

Student opens his eyes and sees the cricket bat on the floor.

STUDENT

Old man, how is it that you hear these things?

MASTER

Young man, how is it that you do not?

Student looks pensive.

MASTER

Now, we will commence your battle training. Go to the weapons closet and choose an item.

Student walks to the closet, grabs the hoover and rejoins master. Master holds the blender.

MASTER

Ah ha... you've chosen the hoover. Excellent choice.

They bow and begin to fight. Master easily defeats student several times. Student is thrown to the floor and injures his nostril. He rubs it to ease the pain. Master laughs while student has a look of confusion.

MASTER

Arise erected, young fanny fly, and brush the indignity off of your thong.

Student does so.

MASTER

You fought blindly, fanny fly. A old sac prick could've beaten you.

STUDENT

Yes, Master Pong, forgive me.

MASTER

Forgive yourself, you have suffered for it. What is the cause of your anger?

STUDENT

It is anger at Flatule Boom Boom.

MASTER

Yes, but what is the reason?

STUDENT

For being retarded.

MASTER

Ah. And when did you discover this?

STUDENT

About 23 seconds ago when Flatule Boom Boom and I were attacked by 1,5 big bullies at the Anne Summers. I was struck first. And Flatule Boom Boom, out of fear, did nothing to help me.

MASTER

You were only two against 1,5 larger than yourself. What do you think Flatule Boom Boom should've done?

STUDENT

Fought back and tried to help me.

MASTER

Yes, fanny fly, that would've been heroic.

STUDENT

You agree, then, that Flatule Boom Boom was retarded.

MASTER

The body is retarded when it understands its weakness. The body is arousing when it understands its strength. The honkermonkey and the belgian march together within every man. So to call one man retarded and another arousing merely serves to indicate the possibilities of their achieving the opposite.

Enough

exactemundo

Personalized Greeting art

Baby Hitler's big day out

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Funny anecdote:
These picture were taken at the Junky Park. During the photo shooting , a woman walks by and asks: "Is there anything extraordinary?(ist da was Besonderes?). The artist replied: Errmm , no just art. (nee nur Kunst).

What would her reaction have been had she seen Baby Hitler?

DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

the artist is unable to post let alone create any music or videos. Paintings and photos will have to do until the problem is solved...

CRACK verbindet mehr als Kartoffeln... first version

Statement

To those who may be offended by this page and its content:

The pictures , paintings , videos , ... posted on this page are nothing but a piss take on today's world , global stupidity , the devolution of civilization , brain numbing media , the idolization of complete airheads and meaningless turnips better known as celebrities - stars - ... , cultural differences based on long dead and forgotten values , religious delusion and fanatic insanity , ...

This is a bit like the Jehovah witnesses that stand around holding magazines predicting the end of the world...

Taking offence over this page would be like wanting to exterminate every single bird just because one pigeon took a shit on your car... However , feel free to contact me and ask me questions should you feel the need to do so. I will reply to every form of contact coming my way and try to answer all your questions.

The creator of this page believes in customer service and constructive dialogue.

Having said that , should you really feel that this page is offensive then please just don't look at it, instead: browse pictures of puppies and baby rabbits on google.

good day...





gimme money

Paint a picture of your dad

Surprisingly, Igor won the first prize