Shiny Kunst

Piotr the Pole

Got me self a pole to paint my bathroom , used to have two Germans but they fucked royally

The new kid on the block

My vision is affected

There is a woman hugging an invisible god

Musical typing noises coming from hidden rooms
The windows have been shut and locked

There is nothing out there

Nothing but a melting world

Completely shut off from the world

Trust nobody

Escape is futile

They will get you , no matter where you hide

We are doomed

to be nothing more than a sick god's toys

Pursuit

Road to nowhere

Easter Sunday

Faces in the sky

Neptune is waiting

Tittenham Hotturd

Stink

Kaleidoscope from Hell

and in the end
all i see
is dog turd in the wind
sorry diana
i was flat hunting when you died
and I did not believe you did
until that bloke beat me up for being half french
and this is why I think Elton John is shit...

Late lunch

Cause U fucking can

Dream

Nightmare actually ...

Till Schweiger

Is the death of tatort
Don't let that meaningless twat with a massive speech dysfunction ruin over thirty years of history
Till , stick to making meaningless shite films and leave tatort alone ... You are shit

This collage is what will happen if he gets his way

Look right into the sun
Can you see it?
The fire on its surface?
The explosions?
The fire balls?
Impressive innit?
Not really a nice place to live is it?

Snappy Snaps

So you like your new Iphone , eh?

If if it comes out of your ass

It is not chocolate even if there is nuts in it

At Night

Shiny lights
Hot nights
Back home
Feels unknown
This bus of mine
Gone gone gone
Farewell
Let's get stoned

Too late

Tonight's dinner

On a happier note

It is "spill your guts" friday and I am very excited ...

Once again I would like to thank everyone who visits this page and doesn't get it the wrong way...

other than that you can send me money

donations accepted

ask me how...

nothing under 100 euro will be accepted

SUCK MY TURBAN

a couple of months too late I admit...

Bin Laden's X-factor application video

they might as well take him as they're big at having arseholes on that fucking show , especially on jury duty!

Sarah Connor for instance looks like ten herpes infected camel rectums

After the walk - tribute to GOD IS AN ASTRONAUT

after the walk come the chores

music

"Infinite Horizons"

by

God is an Astronaut

Garden of Abel

So do I

Tribute to Mogwai - Summer

music: "Summer"

by

MOGWAI

Follow your Leader

music by the great Mister Bowie

The face of POOP

this is what I look like when I take a dump...

contains pooping sounds

Another low budget Glowmob video

Fake Rock n' Roll ( older version )

thanks to the Calais Sparrows

thank you France...

There is a turd in Saturday

Once upon a time in China

lived a man who refused to bow down

so they came to his house

and chopped his head off

the end

Taken by a stranger OR Bye Bye Lena

Too bad you were not able to defend your title , I wonder how that could have happened , after all your song was so great and straight forward and what a catchy tune too... Guess it is back to J.O.B world for you or are you going to have yet another go next year? let us hope not, not that it made any difference really as the Eurovision song contest is nothing but a pile of bollocks but hey...

Nick Carter

Some of you may ask: Nick who? Exactly... he was one of the backstreet boys ( which backstreet boy is gay?) Long Story short : horrible music , horrible support band ( from Switzerland or some other area where they speak funny ) , horrible audience ... at least me and my workmates learned a few funky moves and even created our own "boy band": the backstage boys... but that is for a latter date...
Meanwhile enjoy the pure horror of a short soirée at the E-Werk in Cologne...

I only recorded the first two minutes ... somebody walks on stage and tells the audience ( mostly overweight "girls" ) to go mental as there will be a video shoot ... just check all the camera and mobile phone displays... fucking mental...
Nick Carter , I thought you was dead or that you had returned to working at Burger King, guess I was , like so many times before , wrong...
Nick Carter doesn't feature in this clip , reason being I couldn't be arsed to wait until that turd came on stage and the armada of screaming whales just put me off ...
besides , who gives a toss about a nobody???
Still ...

After Dinner

yes , I live with "THAT"

it ain't easy

but I like it

Stairway to heaven today

Deutsche Bahn hates Southern Wales

The Deutsche Bahn , it seems , has launched a hate attack against Southern Wales... nobody at the Deutsche Bahn was available for comment

*Get to the plane fast and comfortably

to Southern Wales or simply on holiday

Sign Bin Laden was holding when they shot him

no , it was not an AK-47 as they claimed ...

Going into hiding

Baby Hitler is considering many alternatives

Work

*No this is NOT a real bomb