Baby Hitler's very own Stalingrad

Who actually buys this?

a) kiddie fiddlers?
b) catholic priests?
c) seriously messed up people?

I am sure you will find at least ten of those at the Vatican , HQ of the Kiddie fiddler cult

YEP!

I own an Iphone4

Meet the boss

Explosions in the sky

and man invented nuclear weapons

GULLS GULLS GULLS

Alfred Hitchcock would love this ...

Say hello to the missus

Everything is anything

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

this is so funny...
my favourites are:
the soldier and the suicide bomber

You think you're clever?

you may have fooled me once , twice , hell three times maybe...but you shall fool me no longer...

Kölner Dom - Vanishing act

and POOF , the Dom is gone
TADA!

Baby HItler - The movie

COMING SOON

Plot: Baby Hitler escapes from his prison cell and is sucked into an adventure involving Mossad Nazis , Foreskin substitute manufacturers , Austrian Basement children and so much more. Will Baby Hitler ever find peace and be reunited with his twin brother Baby Elvis?
A road movie based on anything but the truth for the whole family.
Introducing :
Baby Elvis
Baby Saddam
and many many more
Coming in 2o11

Friends you might wanna check out

two very beautiful blogs...

http://thielesblog.blogspot.com/

http://bibiabel.blogspot.com/

THIS IS SHIT!

this is no different from what you see on the television only that this is real...

About Fast Kunst vs. Boring Art

Well , let me keep this short ...
Basically Fast Kunst vs Boring Art is one man's reaction to a very very very fucked up world ruled by global stupidity , brain numbing media , rule models and celebrities that should get their faces beaten in , human nature gone down the drain and a general devolution of mankind its values and common sense. It is a bit like Rome in the times of its downfall just a bit worse...the return to the "Bread and games" technique.
Fast Kunst vs Boring Art is basically one man pointing his finger at a stupid world ruled by stupid people ...

If I lived under the sea

Gimme my hair back

I am not the only one with a disturbing balding problem...

He was drunk... in vino veritas?

Taking the piss

do
not
forget
to
wash
your
hands

Contact

fastkunstvsboringart@googlemail.com

do not hesitate to contact us should you have any questions , suggestions or if you want to place an order or buy anything. All money goes to the "Get Dups to London" charity.

Baby Hitler @ EVIL EYE Bochum

Last night at the "FKT" in Bochum ; EVIL EYE Exhibition ('til Sunday)

Baby Hitler is having one hell of a time...

What is the best way to stay alive? Do not die!

If I ever end up being hella rich I think I might go mental , but I will enjoy every second of it...
this is fancy for:
BUY MY SHIT MAKE ME RICH AND FAMOUS... you know you want to

BOCHUM FKT

EXCELLENT

Thank you Bochum , you have been a great host...

Tribute to Ian Brown - F.E.A.R E-Feld Bookz version feat. Percy

For each a road
For everyman a religion
Find everybody and rule
Fuck everything and rumble
Forget everything and remember
For everything a reason
Forgive everybody and remember

For each a road
For everyman a religion
Face everybody and rule
Fuck everything and rumble
Forget everything and remember
For everything a reason

You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)

Finding eternity arouses reactions
Freeing excellence affects reality
Fallen empires are ruling
Find earth and reap

Fantastic expectations
Amazing revelations
Final execution and resurrection
Free expression as revolution
Finding everything and realizing

You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)

(Fantastic expectations
Amazing revelations
Finding everyone and reuniting
For everything a reason)

F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
F.E.A.R. (You got the fear)
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear
You got the fear

tribute to Ian Brown
god like genius
F.E.A.R

Close...real close

It is all good , he only wants to play

Well Well Well

If
I
was
not
who
I
am
I
would
still
be
me
but
I
would
not
be
myself

Can you dig it?

Soɯǝʇıɯǝs qǝıuƃ ɐqlǝ ʇo ɹǝɐp ʇɥıuƃs ıs uoʇ ǝʌǝɹʎʇɥıuƃ˙ ⅄on ɯnsʇ ɐlso nupǝɹsʇɐup ıuʇǝɹdɹǝʇɐqlǝ ɯǝɐuıuƃ ʇɥǝ ʍoɹps ɥolp ʍıʇɥıu˙ qolloɔʞs ɹǝɐllʎ¡

Pack up

Tribute to the
YEAH YEAH YEAHs
Song: MAPS
Album: FEVER TO TELL

What does that Button do?

IT'S A FUCK BUTTON!

This is a tribute to the Fuck Buttons
Music: by Fuck Buttons

Sunday

Music:
"End"
by
Mogwai

...

ouch

none of this makes sense
said susan
and stook her head
into the blender
obviously
the kitchen was a mess
so was Susan
to be honest
green

This is bollocks...and you now it is

Bad dreams
come in colors
many at once
Running
in vain
in the end
they win anyway
so why bother
why tire oneself
it is when you stand still
that they cannot see you move

This is going to happen in the past near you.
Fo' 'eal

Homage

You are the sound

just sing your favorite tune while watching this
it works
it really does



mind the klingons

No comment - No questions

Computer says : STOP!

Just because I know them doesn't mean I am not scared

One day they are going to turn on me and shred me into a million tiny pieces...

Let's blow some money

Nothing in this world comes for free

Ambitious Job seeker

If you cannot read what is written there , then it is not for you

Bochum

Heroes

One wrong number and the world explodes

Being a secret agent is not always fun , thought Mortimer McBridle as soon as he saw the number pad. The mole had warned him that if he pressed one wrong number the whole world would explode. Brilliant , knowing that made him feel even more insecure. McBridle tried to remember the four number digit the two faced midget had whispered into his ear before being blown away by Ogor Dofus , Doctor Internal's evil Russian henchman...
what was it again? 4711? 0911? 6660? Mc Bridle couldn't remember but he had written down the code in his foreskin which he produced from his wallet. "Ah here we go" said McBridle and entered the code 0001... Unfortunately this was not the code for the "DON'T BLOW UP THE WORLD MACHINE" but the password to this online porn account. The world was doomed...because one man's clumsiness...
The end

If not now then when?

It is like the whole world has gone mad
free petrol for everyone
for ever
if you don't have a car
get one
it is well worth it
free petrol for everyone
for ever
the petrol station
right after the bridge
gives away
free petrol for everyone
for ever
what are you waiting for?
If not now then when?
Free petrol for everybody
for ever
bloody hell

REWARD

€ 200 reward
nobody knows what for