50 millionen Hausfrauen in Deutschland brechen nach dieser Nachricht zusammen

Ein dunkler Tag für deutsche Hausfrauen , nachdem die Grünen Motoroller verbieten wollen kündigt die FDP an dass Dildotausch keine Option ist. Für 5ß Millionenn Hausfrauen und Dildobenutzer bricht eine Welt zusammen. Horst Grevenbroich vom Bund Rheinischer Dildofreunde glaubt dass dies zu einer Bundesweiten Krise führen könnte. In Köln-Ehrenfeld gab es schon dreissig Hausfrauenselbstmorde. Was bedeutet dies für die SexshopBranche???

My oh my Mister Poopy Poops

2am somewhere in Dortmund...

There they were , the four sinks of wisdom... Everybody thought they didn't really exist HAH! I found them...

No rest for the wicked

Don't be fooled by his good looks...He may look cute but ask yourself...would he still look cute with his teeth in your boots?

My favourite toy

5 km/h if you're lucky

Razorblade travel

Deborah Darkness finally found a bus company that would take her and her mates to Disney World

Rockstar terrorists

You have to have at least two jobs to survive in this world...

One night on the loo

The revolution has been cancelled but Olaf Crabinsky didn't know yet. Like every Saturday night Olaf went to his favourite pub , got extremely drunk and started writing things on the walls in the men's room... like every Saturday

Impressions by the River Rhine

it is raining razor blades
everything seems so futile
where are you?
where are you?
I'd scream your name
but I have forgotten it
So I just run around
like a lunatic
looking at people
just to make sure
you're not one of them

it is raining razor blades
and today
I will be lost

Obviously this never happened

It was one of them days...again.
Roswitha had gotten up on the wrong foot and was pretty much pissed throughout the whole day.
"Sunday" she thought and popped her first bottle of Jaegermeister...that was at about 4am.
A couple of hours , and different beverages later , Roswitha decided to have a Bratwurst at the Neusser Strasse - Strassenfest but it was so packed with stupid people that she decided to go to the Rhine and smoke some crack... Unfortunately , yet another problem arose...

Black&White makes everything look right

AUSSTELLUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All along the watch tower

GO GO GO!

DO NOT TIP

Take this bad cruel world

Frodo get that Ring out of your bum hole you bloody hobbit

Walking after you

Seeds

Swinging Schinkengruber babies

Kunst is back

How Hitler ruined Eva's only blowjob


How can I help?

Every Friday at the Blue Shell---bring your own shit


Party 'til you drop


Bombenstimmung am Strand

FEAR THE MIDGET

He caught me off guard as you can see from the footage. Note the laugh in the background...

DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS!

Shut the duck up!

Tourettes

One of the greatest football songs ever - tribute to the Three Lions...

Two days before meeting Germany in the World Cup...
Come on England...
Wonderwall by Oasis is one of the greatest football songs ever...
England 'til I die...

How it is going to end... best case scenario

Yet again the Three Lions meet the Germlanders and like every time we hope that we are going to beat the Krauts and move one step closer to winning the world cup. In anticipation of a win I have played the game beforehand and this is how I (and every England supporter) expect it to end on Sunday (the more goals for England the better )...
In this I decided to let Ballack play cause he's a knob.
COME ON ENGERLAND!

Reverend Dog Shit or Raymond Domenesch is a cock

Genesis according to RA RA

First single of Plug&Play President's new album "If god had a Vuvuzela".

The album to due to be published after the World Cup it but might come out sooner. Royal Knob Records limited will keep you posted.

Should you want to order Plug&Play President albums please drop us a short email with your details : Billynomates@ihatemimes.com

Thank you and good night Afghanistan and other countries.

Plug&Play President - Welcome to South Africa

Glowmob "The Hits" draft version

This is what the newest Glowmob music video for "The Hits" might look like. The idea came to life on a very boring Saturday morning while the missus was in Hollywood making movies and getting pissed on soda&wine. Anyways , this is what the video might look like if I get all the hobbits to look for the ring at the same time... we will see what the future will bring... until then , enjoy my unlimited genius and tell the world how great and creative I am.
* The video is only a draft hence the low quality of the footage. This is just to give you an idea of what the video might look like if I get all the glowmobbers to get their head out of their arses and willing to spend three hours working on a video.

Testing the untested