I never liked you anyway

Trust your mirror

I hardly ever lies

Always treat your employees well

For a romantic candlelight dinner

Make sure not to buy cheap wine

Have they got news for you?

I am sure they do...

The First ever Ariel only Shop

Ariel and nothing else
Should you require anything other than Ariel then you may fuck right off

Yours , the Ariel Only shop
We are to detergent what Louis Viton is to handbags

Bad personal assistant

Expect that or worse if you are an evil ruthless person...

Bookmark

Too bad I lost the book

The ape is happy

Because he just found a giant stash of MDMA

Who you gonna call?

Mirror mirror

I am sure

In a world made of ...

Naive Bob

And religion

Told you it was not special

Damien , I think you're a cock

This religion will work

At least no kiddie fiddlers in it

Not sure yet

Not finished either

Army colours

Poopy rainbow

What vegetarian perverts really want

No cheese please

Georgie Best , dearly missed

What Katie did next

State the obvious

For a change...

Yes John , where exactly?

A weird day in the village

nevertheless ...